Okay, don't tell anyone. No, seriously. This is just between us.
[looking around first]
We're not doing Soup Day this week.
I know, I know. But you have to understand, when my lovely coworker Vicki comes up with a brilliant idea, I go with it. What idea? Oh ho ho, my invisible dear one! Brace yourself.
Are you plotzing with delight? Gosh, I know I am! Vicki's going to make her famous curried cauliflower and do a side of baked beans in the crockpot. I'm contemplating making meatballs and a savory bread pudding. It's almost too exciting for words.
Sigh. I need a life.