Today's soup is Chicken Nokedli. Nokedli. It's like spaetzel, but for Hungarians. Because they're Hungarians. Listen, hang out with a few of 'em. You'll figure it out.
Not even 11:00 AM and half of the first vat is gone. I'm torn between delight and horror at the savagery. Wonderful coworker Vicki is on the tasting committee; she and Smooth and Groovy Steve have confirmed that the soup is up to the rigorous standards of all our coworkers.
They have also confirmed the lack of poison in each soup. Vicki was so concerned about the well-being of our colleagues, in fact, that she's tested the soup four or five times already. Such caring! Such dedication! Such selflessness!!
Hang on. The emotion provoked by her giving nature has made me a little misty.
Okay. Better now.
The vegan/gluten free option today is Zippy Tomato Lentil.
Yes. Zippy. It won't take the top of your head off, but it'll let you know it stopped by for a visit. Not hot. Just zippy.
Oh, lord. I've just been informed that most of the Chicken-Nokedli is gone. Must break out back-up vat.
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