Darling one, today is the day. Hockey season has arrived. The Canadiens play the Maple Leafs at four o'clock my time, the Flyers play the Bruins at the same time, and--AND the Canucks play the Penguins at seven. Yes, I am drumming my feet in excitement.
So, since I have no capacity for coherent thought today, I shall offer you this. Because it made me giggle.
Oh, Betty. How brilliant you are.