<p>I'm so tired of gravity! If only there was something, <i>something</i> in this world to correct my posture and lift my sagging bustline! Something that would help me sit up straight at my desk while being super stretchy and comfortable, with just a soupçon of lace, to make me feel pretty. Oh, oh, and can it self-adjust for periodic changes, too?
Ah. An answer to a maiden's prayer.