Friday, July 15, 2011

Great News

My dear friend Brad was accepted into law school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay, Brad!!!

I have to say, when I read his email, I was delighted...but not surprised. Brad is ridiculously bright and obscenely well-educated. I do believe this J.D. will be his fifth degree--ha!!!

He's getting the fifth degree!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Sniff. Oh lord, I am funny.


I think we should celebrate by sharing our best lawyer jokes. Who's got one? Hmmm?

Congratulations, my dear friend. I look forward to hearing about your wildly successful first year.


  1. Lawyers regularly go SCUBA-diving in shark-infested waters and never get attacked. Why? Professional courtesy.

  2. Every time an attorney is admitted to the bar an angel loses its wings.

    On a personal note, while I don't know Brad, please express my deepest sympathies from me and Peter.