The first pair of glasses arrived from Costco.
You know, the ones with the bifocal lenses.
Sadly, I was in a hurry when I picked them up and the people at the Costco optical department were very busy and overworked, so...
I can't freaking read with these glasses.
Not that I read a lot. Oh, noooooooooooo. Only with everything I do. Really, how inconvenient could that be? Pffft!
What a complainer I am.
So. $400, wasted. Glasses that don't work and mock me with their uselessness. A screaming headache from the eyestrain of trying to "get used to them." Okay, not the end of the world.
But they also look like ass on me.
WTF was I thinking, ordering these? Can I blame my craptastic vision????
Insult. Injury. Gah.