After drawing a nice elderly man this morning, I called back his his wife for her fasting blood draw. After establishing all the usual information, the conversation turned to her marriage.
Me: So, how long have you been keeping company with that handsome guy?
Patient: Fifty-one and a half years.
Me: Oh, that's wonderful. How did you two meet?
Patient: At work. He was my boss.
Me: [laugh/pretend gasp] You naughty lady! You dated the boss!
Patient: Yes, I married "The Boss." Guess how long that lasted?
Heh. Heh heh heh.