Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Six and a half months?


I know.  I dropped off the face of the earth.  Well, not dropped, exactly.  More like yanked off the face of the earth.  Yes, you guessed it.

Alien abduction. 

No, no.  I can't talk about it.  It's really too painful.   The fear!  The uncertainty!  The really weird smell!  It was---


How can you suggest such a heinous thing!!!  Lying?  To you, dearest invisible friend?  Why, I'm horrified you'd even...suggest....

Okay, fine.  I was just lazy.  Happy now?

Moving on.


  1. Falls off chair in shock.....

    Rubs eyes. Is it true?

  2. Easily shocked, meet Deeply Embarrassed. Yes. It's true. I suck.

    No, I didn't mean THAT. Sheesh! Gutterbrain.