I know. I dropped off the face of the earth. Well, not dropped, exactly. More like yanked off the face of the earth. Yes, you guessed it.
No, no. I can't talk about it. It's really too painful. The fear! The uncertainty! The really weird smell! It was---
How can you suggest such a heinous thing!!! Lying? To you, dearest invisible friend? Why, I'm horrified you'd even...suggest....
Okay, fine. I was just lazy. Happy now?