The Los Angeles Kings. Yeah, I know. It's because I didn't bake yesterday. I blame myself.
Wait a minute. No, I don't! I blame whomever sold his soul to make this happen! [coughDarrylSuttercough]
But it's okay. The Kings won. Good for them. I wish them all the joy and satisfaction in the world. There can be no feeling like this, I imagine, and it should be cherished.
And now begins three long and painful months...without hockey.
Sniff. No, no. I'll be okay.