Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See this?

This is a loving little token from one of my favorite people in the world, one of my doctors. He's a sweetheart. It's a toss-up whom I adore more, this man or his partner, but I do adore him. He's hilarious. He's sly. He's a very good doctor.

He brings me food that I really shouldn't have.

These little goodies are four Weight Watchers points for three cookies. That's not terrible, right? I could have three cookies and be fine. I could stop at three cookies. It could happen.

Sure.

But there are five servings in the box.

Fifteen cookies.

Twenty points.

Why can't he give me apples?????????????????