Outside My Window

Roommate came home for lunch today, as is her wont, and informed me that our street had a new piece of decor. Sure enough, right across the sleepy little street where we live, was this: Now please, darling, don't misunderstand me. I am delighted that the police force in town is encouraging all drivers to be safe in their jaunts down the road. I simply think this set up would be more useful on a road that sees more than two cars an hour.

I have no idea who might have had the brilliant idea to plant this cautionary tool across from my house. Should it be needed elsewhere, I shall let it go with grace.

That's right. I said grace. I have some.